16 Responses to “Car”

1. scbob Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 08:53 AM

   Robert, I’m not going to touch that one!

2. mihow Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 08:54 AM

   What the hell are you talking about?

3. Debra Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 09:05 AM

   Have you seen this site? http://www.scootrs.com/ They always make me want one of those scooters.

4. mihow Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 09:10 AM

   Oh damn. Those are super cute! I hadn’t seen that site.

5. robert Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 09:55 AM

   Michele, I made the mistake at age 14/15 of saying I’d like a scooter so that I could ride it to tennis practice.

   Dad called me scooter for years after that.

   And because of that, I’m now a cross-dressing lesbian single her who gets beat by his wife but won’t leave her because it’ll be like being called “scooter” all over again.

   Thanks alot dad.

6. Mel How Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 10:58 AM

   I only beat you because you don’t scoop the poop!

   I vote for a scooter. I had a Vespa when I was in school in Italy. Loved it! If your brother loved me, he would get me one. There is a dealer in DC…

   VESPA WASHINGTON 2233 WISCONSIN AVENUE N.W. WASHINGTON, DC 20007 PHONE: (202) 333-8212 FAX: (202) 342-9255

7. robert Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 11:09 AM

   I’ve watched you fall down while trying to put on pajamas.

   I think the fact that I’m NOT buying you a Vespa proves that I DO love you.

   And wasn’t there the little episode of you riding the Vespa downhill backwards in Italy, or am I making that up?

8. MelHow Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 11:13 AM

   I think technically the Vespa was riding me. I went down on my back side with the Vespa on top of me but it really wasn’t my fault. Long story. Summary: don’t try and start a Vespa or moped of any sort on the side of a steep hill on Elba and you will do just fine!

9. robert Says:
   November 25th, 2002 at 11:28 AM

   You’ll get a sidecar attachment and put goggles on the cats and drive around looking like a doofus, I know it.

   My hippness factor has already taken a huge hit since I met you, I don’t need to be known as the “guy married to the crazy cat-goggle lady.”

   Plus, I need to save up money in order to buy me a Segway.

10. robert Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:30 AM

    And just for the record, my hippness factor is still very high, but in my younger days it was through the roof.

    Through the roof I tells ya.

11. MelHow Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:32 AM

    Daisy would look cute in goggles.

    Your sister should get a Segway and then you could borrow it! Mihow, you can already put down a deposit on one…

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007EPJ6/ref=segway_tn_left/002-0258056-6743257

12. mihow Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:34 AM

    Cats in goggles are just wonderful indeed.

13. Mel How Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:38 AM

    Have you ever been to this site… http://www.doggles.com/ ...we could do the same for cats!

    I really need more work to do.

14. robert Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:38 AM

    http://store.yahoo.com/doggles/home.html

15. nico Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:44 AM

    Can someone explain to me the appeal of the Segway? Is it because it requires to power source. It only goes like 5mph and you can’t carry anything on it. So you just roll around?

    M- get a scooter and pick me up some cute little mod boy the scooter rally.

16. mihow Says:
    November 25th, 2002 at 11:50 AM

    Indeed, Nico. That’s why I want the scooter, total boy magnet. And I get to wear a helmet and probably goggles. Yes, goggles. I kinda like that idea.

    I’ll pick up to and head to Philly.

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