20 Responses to “Scones Image”

1. freakgirl Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 07:39 AM

   You are SO MEAN!

2. Megan Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:09 AM

   ha ha ha…so funny.

   My body. My car. My muffin. My business.

   Don’t let big scones influence your kids. Vote ‘no’ on scones.

3. mihow Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:12 AM

   Isn’t it time we stop the scones?

4. mihow Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:13 AM

   I’m pro-muffin and I vote.

5. freakgirl Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:36 AM

   If you can’t trust me with a scone, how can you trust me with a muffin?

   Free the scones!

   Scones for a muffin-free America.

6. robert Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:38 AM

   In a bizarre twist, Florida has voted for Snickerdoodles which didn’t actually appear on the ballot.

   Said one infuriated Floridian:

   “Do I look like someone who would vote for Snickerdoodles? Do I? I wanted to vote for Muffins, but “the man” has caused me to vote for Snickerdoodles!”

   When pointed out to the Floridian that they hadn’t voted at all that they had, actually, arrived at a McDonald’s and not a polling place, the Floridian began yelling about how McDonalds caused them to be lazy and stupid and that they were going to sue.

7. Toby 'The Body' Ventura Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:45 AM

   I’ll have you know the SnickerDoodle Party won “Major Party” recognition last election by securing just over 5% of the popular vote.

   Yet you still insist on marginalizing them, acting as there are only two parties here…

   So, by the power vested in me, I declare the interim tea-snack to be SnickerDoodles.

8. mihow Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:47 AM

   I am from Pennsyltuckey and I happen to like Snickerdoodles. Their modest touch of cinnamon reminds me of all those late night road trips through God’s country. We’d stop at the Cinnabon and I’d get my pig on. At least Snuickerdoodles know where they stand. They’re SWEET. Not salty. Not hard. Not dry and crumbly. You know what to expect with a snickerdoodle. Now, don’t even get me started about them little Girl Scout bitches.

9. freakgirl Says:
   November 5th, 2002 at 08:49 AM

   What in the name of sweet christ are snickerdoodles?

10. tobyjoe Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 08:51 AM

    it’s when a candy bar makes poop.

11. robert Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 08:56 AM

    What in the name of sweet christ are snickerdoodles?

    They are God’s gift to the cookie people.

    Am I right Dad?

    And if I’m not mistaken, sweetchrist is a cookie that will make 10x the amount of cookies on just a third of the ingrediants.

    (get it? It’s Bible humor.)

12. mihow Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:00 AM

    Scones rhymes with “drones” = (as in “it droned on and on in my mouth”)

    Scones rhymes with “crones” = (n. An ugly, withered old woman; a hag). I think the dictionary says it all.

    Scones rhymes with “loans” = (“can you loans me some water, this shit is way too dry”)

    Scones rhymes with “bones” = (as in “my mouth is dry as a bones”)

    Really, ask yourself, are scones working for me?

13. mihow Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:00 AM

    Scones rhymes with “drones” = (as in “it drones on and on in my mouth”)

    Scones rhymes with “crones” = (n. An ugly, withered old woman; a hag). I think the dictionary says it all.

    Scones rhymes with “loans” = (“can you loans me some water, this shit is way too dry”)

    Scones rhymes with “bones” = (as in “my mouth is dry as a bones”)

    Really, ask yourself, are scones working for me?

14. freakgirl Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:02 AM

    Hey Mihow, how about you have a big glass of shut-up juice and make me a snickerdoodle?

15. robert Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:08 AM

    Of course, if you were ever involved in brawl in the middle of a Starbucks, you couldn’t do worse than chucking a scone at someone’s head as a weapon.

16. Megan Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:18 AM

    The British Isles were never known for their “great” food, and scones prove it. Communist!!!

17. freakgirl Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:24 AM

    :: taking the gloves off ::

    MY MOM IS BRITISH! RACIST!

    Honestly, I’m kidding. Megan, let’s get together and buy Mihow a dozen scones for her birthday.

18. mihow Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:30 AM

    This just in: The liking of scones linked to communism.

    <http: />Sommunist!!
19. mihow Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 09:32 AM

    This just in: The liking of Scones linked to communism.

    Scommunist!

20. arjen Says:
    November 5th, 2002 at 11:26 PM

    sticks and scones can break your bones…oh wait…

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