19 Responses to “Songs”

1. freakgirl Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 06:45 AM

   Detachable Penis – King Missile The Power of Pussy – Bongwater LMLYP – Ween Monster in My Pants – Fred Schneider

   This game is fun!

2. mihow Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 06:47 AM

   MONSTER IN MY PANTS?! I must hear this song!!!!

   Freakgirls said “Pussy”

   ::snicker::

3. steve Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 06:51 AM

   Does the ass count?

4. michael Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 06:59 AM

   My Ding-a-ling!!!

5. freakgirl Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 07:00 AM

   http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000005JB7/002-0417824-8349658

6. tobyjoe Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 07:36 AM

   ANYTHING by Peaches

   Givin’ a Dog a Bone – AC/DC

   The Lemon Song – Zeppelin

   Baby Got Back – Sir Mix Alot

   Face Down Ass Up, Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

7. mihow Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 07:39 AM

   ok, so the ass is on. bring on the ass.

   ass on ass off. ass-a-circle ass-a-circle. day of the ass.

   yeah.

8. jon Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 07:47 AM

   almost anything by the frogs, esp the radio hit ‘grandma’s in the corner with a penis in her hand screaming no no no no no’

9. mihow Says:
   May 21st, 2002 at 07:49 AM

   Givin’ a Dog a Bone – AC/DC (That is SO dirtee. So dirtee).

   Flower—Liz Phair

10. mihow Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 07:51 AM

    holy shit, granny’s a ho.

11. jon Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 08:07 AM

    nah,if she were a ho, shed be screaming ‘yes yes yes yes yes’

12. mihow Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 08:12 AM

    good point.

13. nifkin Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 11:49 AM

    “pink thing” by XTC from ‘oranges and lemons’

    “put the coke on my dick” by ween probably counts too…

    this keyboard sucks…

14. nifkin Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 11:59 AM

    furthermore:

    “you suck” by consolidated with the yeastie girls

    does “the boy with the arab strap” count if an arab strap is a scottish name for something long the lines of a cock ring?...

    “trouser minnow” by rapeman

    “angry inch” by hedwig and the angry inch

    “moist vagina” by nirvna

    anything by pansy division is eventually about sex…

    a friend of mine runs a little “record label” that puts out mostly tapes and some CDs every now and then (and even vinyl on occasion). i have one with a track called “john lennon stuffed seven irish setters up frank sinatra’s pussy”...

    “the neden game” and “cotton candy” by insane clown posse (“cotton candy ain’t wet til you put it in your mouth”)...

    there’s others, but they span the offense-o-meter in ways that i’d rather not bring up in a family website. sufficed to say, they’re rap on the label run by ICP…

15. mihow Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 12:03 PM

    OH! I forget about Trouser Minnow!!!

    DAMN!

16. mihow Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 12:04 PM

    No need to hold back nifkin, btw.

17. nifkin Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 12:11 PM

    well fine be that way…

    ESHAM has a track called “pussy ain’t got no face”...

    there, are you happy now?...

18. jon Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 01:13 PM

    well, if you want to go the ween route..

    strap on that jimmy pack flies on my dick touch my tooter waving my dick in the wind stroker ace

    fuck.. all their songs are about their dicks. those are just the most apparent.

    my friends once had a band called ‘the shorty cooter johnston family gimmick band’

    amazingly, they didn’t realize that nearly every word in their name was slang for a penis. they just thought the name sounded real white trash. and, well, they wanted to be the world’s greatest white trash band.

19. tobyjoe Says:
    May 21st, 2002 at 02:12 PM

    but they all attended Yale, ol’ chap, here here, right-o.

    snobby punks romanticizing adversity are almost as bad as aggressive cynics operating on nothing but guesses.

Sorry, comments are closed for this article.