Mihow in DC

posted by mihow on August 12th, 2002

THIS IS TOBYJOE. I AM THE HACKMASTER! I CAN HACK ANY SITE (to which I have the passwords and programming credit).

Mihow is in DC.

She is on a secret mission.

She will be back tonight.

Until then, please make yourselves at home.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and learn to use your penis, for Christ’s sake.

15 Responses to “Mihow in DC”

  1. freakgirl Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 06:36 AM

    I want Mihow back! I don’t know how to use my penis!

    Are those two things related?

  2. tobyjoe Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 06:40 AM

    she is on a mission to Washington, DC to teach seat sprinklers to use their weenies. Yes.

    You think you have it all figured out, don’t you?

  3. freakgirl Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 07:14 AM

    of course I do. I am all-knowing.

  4. megami Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 09:11 AM

    She’s on a secret anti-Verizon mission, isn’t she?

  5. jaume Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 10:13 AM

    the average smell weighs 760 nanograms

  6. nifkin Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 10:34 AM

    now that DC is like a monkey i like DC…

  7. Marion Barry Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 10:48 AM

    “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”—Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

  8. minor threat Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 11:06 AM

    ‘we are just a minor threat’

  9. Mihow wanter. Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 11:11 AM

    I want Mihow back. She does a great job of distracting me at work. Waaaa.

  10. Missy Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 11:15 AM

    I had lunch with Mihow! It was fun. The food was good. The conversation was lively. She is nice.

  11. minor threat Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 11:30 AM

    why don’t you marry her then?

    jeesh.

  12. Marion Barry Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 12:05 PM

    Remember,

    “sometimes good guys don’t wear white”

  13. arjen Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 01:10 PM

    I am all-but-knowing

  14. nifkin Says:
    August 12th, 2002 at 06:04 PM

    convenient that mihow didn’t call ME while she was in DC…

    :P

    FU ON YOU MIHOW!

  15. mihow Says:
    August 13th, 2002 at 04:52 AM

    dude! I was there for like 3 hours!!!!

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