Band camp

posted by mihow on August 29th, 2002

There is a woman here… she started about a week ago. She just came over to me and said,

Has anyone ever told you you look like….
I looked at her and said,
This one time… when I was in band camp…
. She laughed.
My husband LOVES her.
A little while later, she says
I emailed my husband and he wants me to bring you home for the night. He said we’d return you tomorrow.
I think she meant “to play” (and not in a kinky manner). Still…. Dude. Is there a way I can cash in on this gift? I have a flute…. (That’s just wrong).

2 Responses to “Band camp”

  1. Megan Says:
    August 29th, 2002 at 06:43 AM

    There’s definitely a way. We had a celebrity Sophia Loren look a like come into our office once for one of those stupid “feel good” company meetings. I guess the raise I was supposed to get went to her. Pointless.

  2. nifkin Says:
    August 29th, 2002 at 07:00 AM

    “SAY MY NAME, BITCH!!!”

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