On a much lighter note, I would like to very, very asininely and very arrogantly direct your eyes to my ass in this picture Missy took of me last weekend.

Now, if you know me at all, you will know that I am my worst critic. I am a self-hating (but recovering) one-time bible-abiding Catholic girl. We’re good at hating ourselves. I am usually the first to criticize myself and the first to join you in doing so if you (for some reason) get there first. I am insecure like the rest of you and totally willing to take one for team, especially if it involves complete humiliation.

All that being said, I need to point out when it is that my ass ends up somehow looking o.k. I will not pretend that my ass actually looks like this. Because it does not. However, this how I would like the entire world, should I perish, to remember my ass.