The Horror. The Horror.

posted by mihow on November 9th, 2005

The other night, I decided to look through old photographs. And by “old” I mean from 2001 (not that old). Please, if you ever take anything you read on here seriously, embrace the next sentence with both hands: Do not take a walk down memory lane especially if you’re premenstrual.

The good news is, I’m back to the gym. The bad news is, I’m dieting again.

I flat out refuse to embrace the lyrics:

You can’t be what you were So you better start being Just what you are.

6 Responses to “The Horror. The Horror.”

  1. Amanda B. Says:
    November 9th, 2005 at 09:14 AM

    I dunno, I think you’re smokin’hot as is. But I understand, boy howdy do I. (read- amanda was doing situps in bed last night because her tummy looked like an alien pod when she laid on her side.)

  2. tobyjoe Says:
    November 9th, 2005 at 10:35 AM

    Me too!

  3. tobyjoe Says:
    November 9th, 2005 at 10:35 AM

    On the hot thing. The belly thing… well, let’s say my alien pod could hold your house.

  4. Deekay Says:
    November 9th, 2005 at 11:34 AM

    Michele – you’re beautiful the way you are inside and out. You’re healthy and young and you want to have babies, so don’t sweat a little extra.

  5. Annejelynn Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 09:17 AM

    I’m in denial too

  6. Jonathan Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 07:48 PM

    a_ Michele is a looker. If I didn’t like Toby half as much as i do, i’d be all over her.

    b_ If you’re gonna diet, do the mcdougal—which toby told me about. don’t do it to lose weight though. do it to feel healthy enough to realize that you’re fucking insane for wanting to diet. because that diet gets you that healthy.

Sorry, comments are closed for this article.