17 Responses to “One Of The Grossest Things:”

1. kim Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 06:12 AM

   yuck. winter sucks…

2. mihow Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 06:15 AM

   I hate that I know that about 99% of the saliva sliming the streets of New York City is put there by men. And I hate that I want to kick each and every one of them in the asshole.

3. Charlie Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 06:38 AM

   Are you continuing yesterday’s spit and assholes theme?

4. Missy Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 06:39 AM

   I don’t hate that you want to kick each and every one of them in the asshole.

5. mihow Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 06:40 AM

   Dear god, that hadn’t even occurred to me.

6. tobyjoe Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 07:39 AM

   The year I lived in Chinatown made my head spin with disgust at every second. There were nasty mucus balls flying by like bullets on D-Day. I don’t know what the hell they eat, or where they learned their manners, but it had me plotting neighborhoodocidal actions that make my spine shiver to this day.

7. maddie Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 07:48 AM

   Why do guys have to spit on the ground? Especially RIGHT where you are walking. It is so disgusting. I asked my one guy friend about it, and he said it was necessary. ?

8. tobyjoe Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 08:24 AM

   I don’t.

9. mihow Says:
   January 20th, 2006 at 08:36 AM

   It’s because they’re big dicks and that’s their spooge.

10. tobyjoe Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 08:45 AM

    Wow. The censor leaves town for one week and this…

11. tobyjoe Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 08:45 AM

    Wow. The censor leaves town for one week and this…

12. maddie Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 08:57 AM

    Well, tobyjoe, you have manners.

    mihow – I am SO telling that to my friend the next time I see him.

13. Megan Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 09:16 AM

    Yesterday a guy hawked a loogie just as we were walking past each other. It’s like, you couldn’t wait 2 seconds, you disgusting excuse of a human being?

14. mihow Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 09:21 AM

    I need to go to confession. What a horrible thing to write.

    Toby, see? I need you. Come home, kitten.

15. Closet Metro Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 03:26 PM

    I think that frozen spit is less gross than thawed spit. If you step on the frozen stuff, it doesn’t make the bottom of your shoe wet.

16. Amanda B. Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 06:27 PM

    It’s a little better than a frozen snot rocket.

17. Rasi Igol Says:
    January 27th, 2006 at 04:26 PM

    Remember… There is money in the Banana-stand!

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