Vanity Fair, Alright!

posted by mihow on February 15th, 2006

We received the latest copy of Vanity Fair last night. I thought the whole point of having a subscription was receiving it ahead of time. Oh how wrong I was.

Ahhhhh Valentine’s Day. You’re out. You fine dine with your loved one. You smooch. You sip wine. You walk home hand-in-hand to discover Scarlett Johanson’s bare ass in your foyer.

Thank you, Vanity Fair!

9 Responses to “Vanity Fair, Alright!”

  1. calvo Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 05:33 AM

    lord knows I’m always coming home to find scarlett johanson’s ass in my foyer…the brazen hussy.

  2. hthrs Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 05:41 AM

    you have a foyer? im so jealous. i dont know, tom ford really creeps me out. i hear it only gets worse inside. something about buttcracks? is that one word? or two?

  3. mihow Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 05:45 AM

    Buttcracks. It can be how ever many number of words you want.

    I guess it was supposed to be another girl but she wasn’t told that she was to be nude for the shoot so she bailed. At the last minute they got that guy to fill in. Heh.

    We don’t have a foyer, personally. It’s a community dumping ground for our three-family building.

  4. Adrienne Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 06:06 AM

    I don’t think they’re carrying that issue in the stores in this part of the country. It would upset the religious set (i.e. everybody) too much.

  5. Sarah Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 06:07 AM

    I like ass.

    Especially Scarlett’s. ;-)

  6. mihow Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 06:12 AM

    Yes. Me, too. Last night, Toby Joe, Scarlett and I had a threesome.

  7. mihow Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 06:24 AM

    Adrienne, are you serious? How weird. Where are you?

  8. Nessa Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 07:12 AM

    Adrienne’s in North Dakota :)

    Too funny!!!!!

  9. Amanda B. Says:
    February 17th, 2006 at 09:25 AM

    Wow. She is wonderfully curvacious and snowy white. Yowza!

    Who is that guy sucking on Kiera Knightly?

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