Who knew he didn't stop at cheeseburgers and girly drinks?

posted by mihow on June 27th, 2006

Today I discovered that Jimmy Buffet has a song called Dickhead

When he’s out drivin’ he’s a Dickhead in his car.

When he’s out drinkin’ he’s a Dickhead in the bar.

When he’s at a party he’s a Dickhead drinkin’ beer.

He’s got to be the winner of “Dickhead Of The Year”.

7 Responses to “Who knew he didn't stop at cheeseburgers and girly drinks?”

  1. tobyjoe Says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 02:31 PM

    And to think, SOME PEOPLE (like me) are painfully, horribly annoyed by that guy!

  2. aimee Says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 05:47 PM

    my boss is always listening to him in his office. he’s a big asshat. so I guess it suits him.

  3. mihow Says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 07:17 PM

    Will someone PLEASE send me this song as an MP3? Now, I simply must hear it. Anyone? Email me at buffet at mihow dot com.

    Aimee, I am so, so very sorry.

  4. nico Says:
    June 28th, 2006 at 05:35 AM

    no, no, no Buffet! Toby, you must intervene.

    Just moments after reading this one of my coworker’s phone starting ringing Margaritaville.

    it all must stop.

  5. mihow Says:
    June 28th, 2006 at 05:59 AM

    Your coworker uses Margaritaville as their ringtone? That should be illegal. Seriously.

  6. hthrs Says:
    June 28th, 2006 at 06:00 AM

    ive already disowned my ‘parrothead’ sister over this. whats become of the world?

  7. whit Says:
    June 29th, 2006 at 11:36 AM

    don’t forget “why don’t we get drunk and screw?”- they don’t write them like that anymore

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